Sarcasm Because Murder Charges Are Expensive Unisex T-Shirt
Prepare to unleash a tidal wave of wit and sarcasm with our brutally honest t-shirt: "Sarcasm - Because Murder Charges Are Expensive." This is a tongue-in-cheek reminder that sometimes the only way to survive the absurdity of life is with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Picture this: you're navigating through the minefield of social interactions, dodging landmines of stupidity and idiocy left and right. Instead of resorting to violence (and the subsequent legal fees), you can simply point to this tee and let it do the talking. Because let's face it, sarcasm is cheaper than therapy... and a whole lot funnier too.
Product Features
Product Features
• Regular unisex fit
• 100% Soft cotton
• Ribbed knit stitch collar and sleeves
• Premium ring spun fabric
• Ethically harvested and sustainably grown
• Maximum flexibility and comfort
Size Guide
Size Guide
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold
• Use mild detergent on a gentle cycle
• Wash inside out with similar colours
• Tumble dry low or hang-dry
• Do not iron decoration
• Do not dry clean