I'm So Poor I Can't Even Pay Attention Unisex T-Shirt

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and behold our ultimate badge of financial fortitude: "I'm So Poor I Can't Even Pay Attention" - This hilarious t-shirt isn't just a statement, it's a declaration of financial resilience, a testament to the art of finding humour in the face of adversity. Whether you're navigating the aisles of the dollar store, counting your pennies at the grocery store, or simply indulging in some good old-fashioned self-deprecation, this tee is your trusty sidekick, your comedic companion, and your reminder that laughter truly is the best currency. After all, who needs money when you've got jokes this good?