I Hate Whatever Today Is Unisex T-Shirt

Behold, the battle cry of the perpetually unimpressed, the anthem of the eternally disgruntled, the one-liner that perfectly encapsulates the spirit of dark humour: "I Hate Whatever Today Is." Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a journey through the twisted corridors of cynicism where sarcasm reigns supreme and optimism goes to die. Let's face it – some days, they just suck. Whether it's Monday, Tuesday, or any other day that ends in "y," there's always something to loathe about the present moment. But fear not, because this t-shirt isn't just a lamentation, it's a battle cry for the downtrodden, the disillusioned, and anyone who's ever wanted to punch the calendar in the face.