Coffee Saves Lives - Yours, Mostly Unisex T-Shirt

Introducing our exclusive "Coffee Saves Lives, Yours Mostly" t-shirt, the ultimate ode to caffeine addiction and a cheeky reminder of just how crucial that morning brew can be. This is a sardonic salute to the countless sacrifices your caffeine habit has made on behalf of humanity. But let's not get too ahead of ourselves, we all know that without that glorious caffeine fix, the world might just grind to a halt. Whether it's powering through a work deadline or simply summoning the energy to engage in polite conversation, coffee is there to ensure that you, and by extension, the rest of civilization, can continue to function semi-normally.